iwannabeadragon: (Um...whoops?)
Garrett Hawke ([personal profile] iwannabeadragon) wrote2011-06-12 03:44 pm
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6th Duel [Audio] Backdated to Saturday

Has anyone seen my dog? And while I'm asking has anyone seen a constantly brooding elf with tattoos everywhere carrying a massive sword like he's overcompensating for something?

[What? Hawke worried? What are you talking about? He's just curious that's all.]
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3wayforjustice: (And there we go again.)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-12 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you checked the wine cellar?
3wayforjustice: (Printed... POPTARTS!)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-12 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
As much as I hate to say it, I like to think the Mabari has the intelligence not to become an alcoholic.

Unlike some other dogs I could name.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Varric did teach him how to play cards.

How about we save the insults for when we find them?
3wayforjustice: (Attempting a Jedi mind trick)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-12 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm more inclined to take that as a measure of Varric's intelligence.

Fine. If you insist.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-12 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just upset because he's better at it than you are.

Good. Then you're free to bitch as much as you'd like.
3wayforjustice: (Put the crystal pee down now.)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I have no real desire to be good with cards, honestly.

... Fine. Perhaps I will.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
You're just put off by anything fun aren't you?
3wayforjustice: (Who're you calling "apostitute"!)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
How do you get that out of 'I don't like playing cards'?

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
No cards, no drinks, and as far as I can tell, no women. It's all about how hard Justice is.
3wayforjustice: (Maybe it's my pouty lips?)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps those things simply no longer interest me.

... because of Justice, yes, I suppose.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Please tell me that you attempt to have some kind of fun when I'm not around. Preferably something not involving a revolution and vengeance against the Templars.
3wayforjustice: (And there we go again.)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

There are the cats.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Cats. Not sure why I even asked that. I'm almost tempted to find you one just to keep you busy. Hopefully it won't end up mauling you.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Is me doing something nice really that surprising?

[It's not like it would be the first time he'd given Anders a gift. At least a cat wouldn't be completely blasphemous.]
3wayforjustice: (He's right behind me isn't he?)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
After what I'd told you I did, it is. A bit.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Would you be happier if I just killed you instead? You can't exactly help me fix things if you're a corpse.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, help fix things. Who do you think the task of cleaning that mess is going to fall on? I'm not doing that alone dammit.
3wayforjustice: (Renegade interrupt like a bas.)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Do things really need to be fixed?

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, all out war does tend to get people killed. That's usually a bad thing.
3wayforjustice: (He's right behind me isn't he?)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
It also causes a lot of change. Necessary change.

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
If it even brings the change you want.

[Sigh.]

Maybe we should talk about when there's more privacy?

[You know, when Orsino and possibly Fenris can't see this shit.]
3wayforjustice: (Will not bow (like a bas).)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
If you want.

I'll... begin looking for your wayward elf.
3wayforjustice: (Who're you calling "apostitute"!)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2011-06-13 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
... can't we switch? You look for the dog, I'll look for the Mabari?

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Just suck it up an look for them

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[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Then maybe you should stop by the kitchen and grab some ham. That should draw Thunderbutt out.

[identity profile] first-enchanter.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry to say the only elf I've seen so far has been myself.

How many of your companions followed you here?

[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's alright. In fact it's probably for the best that you haven't met him.

Three so far, though two have wandered off on me. Maybe I should start putting bells on them.

[identity profile] first-enchanter.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
They might not appreciate that, though it would at least be less invasive than the Templars' methods - then again I'm not sure one could make a phylactery for a dog anyway.

[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I think that would be a good way for a Templar to lose a hand.

[identity profile] first-enchanter.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
In my experience, 'common sense' isn't a common Templar trait.

[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it. I can't tell you how many times I had to clean their blood off my armor.

[identity profile] first-enchanter.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Please don't ever feel you need to. Anything involving blood and Templars is likely to get me killed.

If there is some way you think I might be able to help you locate your friends, Champion, you have my ear. I find myself with little else to do with my time.

[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Just keep an eye for them. Those two are about as subtle as a qunari in a dress.

[identity profile] first-enchanter.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me, if I see anything of the sort, you'll be the first person to know.

[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no if you see a qunari in a dress I'm more than happy to remain ignorant of it.

[Pause.]

But thanks.

[identity profile] first-enchanter.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Consider it repayment for putting the image in my mind.

I do hope you find your friends soon. If you happen to meet any of my mages along the way - I would care to hear of it.

[identity profile] iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
They'll show up eventually. If I start leaving ham and wine outside my door I'm sure I'll be able to get my hands on them.

If I see anyone in robes that jumps at the word 'Templar' I'll be sure to send them your way.

[identity profile] first-enchanter.livejournal.com 2011-06-16 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
... I suppose that's one way of handling it. Good luck to you, Champion.
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