iwannabeadragon | 8th Duel [Audio]

*Sollux doesn't know this guy...just how many people went down there?*

you were iin the tunnel2 two?

[Hang on give him some time to make sense of that.]

That or I rolled under my bed somehow.

the black one2?
how diid you get iin and out?

I don't know. I've been in so many tunnels they all look the same by now.

In one of those moving room things with the buttons.

ugh, nevermiind.

Glad I could help.

[See this? This is dwarf who has totally not been worried since Anders told him Hawke's been missing for weeks.]

So, the Champion returns. I hope it's a triumphant return.

Did you bring me back something shiny, at least? You know how us dwarves love shiny things.

Edited 2011-08-05 03:20 (UTC)

[Oh hi there hair buddy!]

If it isn't my favorite dwarf? Hope you've been keeping Kirkwall tidy while I've been gone.

Well now that you mention it I did find an old, musty book and I couldn't help but think of you when I took it.

[Varric could protest that Hawke hadn't been gone, but that hadn't worked so well with Blondie, so he'll just go with it.]

Cleaning up after other people is always my favorite past-time.

Aww. I'm touched.

... This isn't the kind of musty old book that's going to end up accidentally summoning up a demon who tries to eat us, is it?

[At least Anders didn't mean blowing up the Chantry to him.]

Really? I should start leaving Kirkwall's problems to you then.

Oh come on, that's only happened five or six times. What are the chances of it happening again?

But you're so much better at it than I am.

[You are not shoving that off on him, Hawke.]

Now that you've asked that? Almost certain.

It's not that hard. Walk around town, chat up a few people, kill some monsters, you'll have it down in no time.

[Well there's always Aveline.]

Might as well open it now and get it over with then.

If I'm the one doing all that, who's left to commemorate it?

We could always let someone else open it first, and see what happens. From a nice, safe distance.

You can have Isabela write it. Think of all the twists she can put into the story.

Not a bad idea. Where's Anders?

That would require willingly becoming the next subject of her friend fiction. I think I'll pass.

[Also, his twists are way better, Hawke. They don't involve 'and then suddenly - they were naked!' Well. Not all of them.]

It's absolutely not a bad idea to let Blondie and big blue poke at a potentially demon-ridden book before we do. He's around here somewhere.

iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com - 2011-08-07 14:08 (UTC) - Expand

Hawke!

Where have you been?

[Man Anders, with the way you're acting you'd think Hawke was going for a month or something.]

Just out for a stroll through some tunnels filled with monsters. You know, the usual.

A stroll through some tunnels... for nearly a month?

Where are you?

Wait, a month? Well that's odd. I guess time really does fly when you're having fun...or wondering around in the dark while being chased by stone beasts.

In the kitchen. If it's any consolation I found a book.

Or close to it. We'd thought you vanished. Like Fenris did. Except you were far more missed.

[He makes an exasperated noise.]

What sort of book?

I'm touched.

The sort that has nothing in it apparently.

... I'll come have a look. Stay put.

3wayforjustice - 2011-08-06 07:33 (UTC) - Expand

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