10th Duel [Audio//Open Commentlog]

[iwannabeadragon]

[Anyone listening will be treated to the delightful sound of a puppy growling as it chews on the journal.]

Carver! Carver let go of that!

[There's more growling before he finally wrenches it out of the pup's mouth, which just leads to barking.]

And now it's covered in dog spit. Just what I wanted. You my furry friend, are no mabari.

[More barking.]

Now there's no reason to get so upset.

[Still more barking.]

Carver! By Andraste's glowing bosom, Carver get back here!

[Should anyone happen across the Green they might just see Hawke chasing after one of the puppies from the kennels, or trying to teach it some commands, or just trying to teach it anything for that matter. It appears that it doesn't want to listen to him at all.]

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[aswanbyday.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you're having fun.

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Fun. Right. That's certainly one way to put it.

[Don't let him fool you. He's having a blast right now.]

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[3wayforjustice]

... Carver?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

What about him?

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[3wayforjustice]

Since when does your brother cover everything in dog spit?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Since the same time he started barking like a dog apparently.

[Anders you're supposed to be the smart one. Put two and two together.]

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[3wayforjustice]

Wasn't your dog called something else?

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[vivenieta.livejournal.com]

So that is where he is.

You will need to teach him English commands from the beginning. He speaks only Portuguese.

Please make sure you feed him well and do not remove his collar.

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

What can I say? He took a liking to me, and my pants leg.

[Whatever his pants are made of it must be very tasty.]

That sounds like an adventure, and don't worry he'll be well taken care of. At least I don't have to worry about this one eating me out of house and home. Just pants.

[The collar thing is a tad strange though.]

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[vivenieta.livejournal.com]

That is still something to worry about.

What would we all do if suddenly you had no pants?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Enjoy the show I'd imagine.

[Portuguese + Translated Text]

[vivenieta.livejournal.com]

I do like comedies.

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[gotyourwallet.livejournal.com]

Just... what are you up to, exactly?

[Forgive the lack of excitement in her voice.]

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

[But Vie, he's made a new friend!]

At the moment? Trying to teach my new friend here what's a chew toy and what isn't.

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[gotyourwallet.livejournal.com]

That's not the puppy from the other day, is it?

[Ruh roh. He's named it too. Oh dear.]

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

[You picked him Vie. Just accept that you'll be dealing with dogs for the rest of your life.]

Seeing how this one has the same amount of interest in pants I'd say so.

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[gotyourwallet.livejournal.com]

[She'll just be climbing something nice and high and never coming down.]

So is this the only one with a name? Or have you titled the others as well...

[Vie may or may not be assessing the depth to Hawke's attachment to the puppy.]

[Commentlog] Let me know if this isn't okay! I'll happily switch it to audioooo

[adorabastard]

[Guess who just happens to be walking by the Green when he spots the puppy? The very same guy whose face basically goes 8D at the sight of it.

[Alistair is very, very much a dog person.

[Don't mind him as he waaaanders on over, smile on his face while he watches the puppy's antics.]

Not very eager to listen, is he?

[Commentlog] It's a-ok with me!

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

[There's a voice that Hawke recognizes. Looks like someone has had enough of yelling at doors.

Well what do you know, it looks like they have something than common.]

He's definitely no mabari.

[At least he's no longer chewing on Hawke's pants. Right now he's too busy being locked in an epic battle with a stick he found.]

[Commentlog] /o/

[adorabastard]

Definitely not. If he was, he'd be busy giving you sad eyes and trying to get you to play with that stick as well.

[Hawke's voice sounds vaguely familiar, but Alistair can't quite place it. Blame it on having so very many speaking out of his book that first day.]

Have we met? Your voice sounds very familiar.

[Commentlog] \o\

[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Fortunately for me I'm immune to that by now.

[So he doesn't remember does he? Well that works for Hawke. That just means he can play with the guy some more before he catches on.]

I get that all the time. If you've heard one stunningly handsome and witty Champion you've heard them all.

[Audio]

[lightwithin]

...

Andraste's what?

[No really, what?]

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

[Oh right there's children here isn't there? Whoops.]

Chest. It glows, like any religious figure would.

[Yeah real nice save there dingbat.]

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[lightwithin]

It glows...

[Give her a minute, she's trying to imagine that.

Wait, why is she trying to imagine that?]

That's, well, do you mean her heart?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

[Why is she still thinking about this?]

Of course I do. What else would I mean?

[Certainly not her tits. Nope. Certainly not.]