iwannabeadragon | 12th Duel [Audio | Commentlog] (Backdated to handcuff even and all that jazz)

12th Duel [Audio | Commentlog] (Backdated to handcuff even and all that jazz)

So this wouldn't happen to have something to do with a sexy party would it?

[While he waits, and sincerely hopes for someone to say yes, he's just going to look for something he can use as a lockpick. That or something big enough to break the chain with, whichever comes first really.]

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Do you see a cake anywhere?

No, but I don't think people normally keep their cakes outside.

Well if there's no cake, it's not a party.

Then you haven't been to the right parties.

Or maybe you haven't.

[Cake over sex, bro.]

If those are wrong then I don't want to be right.

Yes. You have one of the secrets.

[That smile? That smile is strained. Nieta is doing her best to force her own cuffs open as she speaks.]

Well if I give it back then can I have a key that works?

No, but we can change keys still.

Mine is not working.

This party is becoming less sexy and more tedious every second. All right I'm coming.

[Off to the kennels! Because where else would she be?]

Oh poor little boy. Can I put some music on, would that make it better?

Or maybe it would just make this more uncomfortable.

[She is in the kennels. Really, where else would she be. And the smiles and playful jabs are only barely hiding her frustration. She already has a lovely pair of bracelets on at all times. She did not need the hand cuffs too. Isabel would hear about it when she got back.

Or Sycora would.

Okay Nieta probably would not say anything but it was still annoying.]

Depends on the music.

[And surprise! Hawke is at the kennels now too! Only it's not really a surprise at all, nor is ever present puppy that's following him.]

As lovely as this bracelet is I don't suppose you'd mind helping me get rid of it? It doesn't really match my outfit.

[She grins and ruffles the pup's head.]

And it would be sad for all of the ladies to think-

[There's a soft clink of metal, a snap and a rattle as the pair on Nieta's cuff snaps out toward Hawke's wrist.]

No!

[Hawke tries to pull away but it's not quick enough. The cuff clamps securely around Hawke's wrist. He glares at the chains as if they had planned this all along.]

Well this is just fan-bloody-tastic. They've got a mind of their own.

No, I do not think.

[Not yet conscious of the fact that moving her hand now moves Hawke's too, Nieta pulls the cuff closer and begins inspecting it again, turning it so that it catches the light at every angle.

But whatever she's looking for, she doesn't seem to find it.

She looks up at Hawke.]

... This is not going to be funny.

If this is some kind of bonding experiment I think it's getting a little too personal.

[Hawke's hand jerks as she pulls her hand towards her. He can see that this is going to be loads of fun.]

It was when it was happening to other people.

Well, we still both have two eyes.

[Which means technically, it is still fun and games.]

I think that this means that now I get time off!

[Look! More bright sides! She can not work with a guest attached.]

So, can you think of ways to use the time?

[Some small part of her mind whines out a warning. She is cuffed to him. She should not joke or flirt if she is cuffed to him. He might take her seriously and then she will not be able to deflect so easily.

Also it is possible he has another friend who will not like this. Nieta does not need enemies.]

Well glad I could help with that.

[At least no one will be getting an free labor out of him today.]

Look for the guy who did this and beat a key out of him? If not that, then drink until we forget about the chain?

[Both sound pretty appealing to him right now.]

I do not think that there is enough drink in the Keep. But if you want to make me laugh...

Now that's something I have a natural talent for, though whether it's with or at me is anyone's guess.

[Her grin only widens at that.]

Maybe you will never know.

[He gives her a grin back.]

Fine with me. That just means I get to make up my own reasons. Much more fun if you ask me.

Only if you tell them.

[She begins leading the way half-heartedly toward the Stable Tower, and alcohol.]

If this were some sort of party, wouldn't we all be wearing a great deal less clothing?

That's what makes it a secret sexy party.

So you're suggesting the entire keep has suddenly become 'Happy Hour' at the Blooming Rose?

That's what I'm sincerely hoping.

... All things considered, I honestly wouldn't be entirely opposed to that.

Now you're getting into the spirit of things.

Let's see. Given the choice between a party and something horrible coming from these manacles... Even I'd have to pick the less trauma-inducing option.

Well that's a step in a right direction. Considering you're track record of decisions so far I thought you might chain yourself to as many people as possible and then introduce them to Justice.

What good would that do?

Now there's a question you should ask yourself every time you want to do something.

I don't think I need to ask myself that every time.

Think of all the decisions you've made in the past two months and tell me that again.

You mean, decisions such as "shall I eat today"?

More decisions like "shall I try to crush this woman's head" or "shall I try to pull this spear out of my stomach and give it to Hawke".

That last one ended well enough.

[Only because you had lyrium potions on hand and there was a griffon.]

Because a gryphon showed up and I force fed you some lyrium.

You didn't force feed me anything.

So then I just imagined shoving that potion into your mouth then?

Yes. You did.

Huh, normally it takes a couple bottles of rum before I start remembering things that didn't happen.

Who's to say you didn't have several bottles at the party. Look at what you were wearing.

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