21st Duel [Audio]

[iwannabeadragon]

[Hawke is having a staring contest...with his dog. He's seated on his bed, staring at the pup on the other side of the room who is staring back at him, wagging its tail back and forth.]

So, you're really a murderous beast in disguise?

[Carver barks happily.]

You hide it well.

[More barking followed by some playful growling.]

I could think of a few people who could use a collar like that.

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[gotyourwallet]

I vote we keep the collar on. Always.

[No matter how curious she is to see if the claims are true for Carver as well.]

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[iwannabeadragon]

You mean you don't want your very own flesh eating monster?

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[gotyourwallet]

That's an offer I'll pass on, love.

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[iwannabeadragon]

Then I guess I'll just keep him for myself.

[All jesting aside, that collar is not about to come off Carver's neck.]

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[gotyourwallet]

You do that.

[She pauses.]

And since he's all yours, he can chew on your boots for a change.

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[iwannabeadragon]

Don't be like that. It's just his way of letting you know he's thinking of you.

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[gotyourwallet]

[Vie chuckles.]

Is that what you do to my things when I'm not around?

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[iwannabeadragon]

Carver! She's onto us!

[More happy barking.]

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[gotyourwallet]

I have to wonder who taught who...

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[iwannabeadragon]

The more clever and handsome one.

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[gotyourwallet]

...I'll not answer that.

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[iwannabeadragon]

Oh my pride, and here I thought you were supposed to love me.

At least I know Carver is there for me.

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[gotyourwallet]

Oh come now. You immediately assume the worst from my silence.

[Yeaaah she's still laughing.]

I do love you. You know I do.

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[iwannabeadragon]

The laughing doesn't help much.

Oh it's to late to get on my good side now. I think I'm going to elope with Carver.

[Pause.]

Saying that makes me feel dirty.

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[gotyourwallet]

...So it should. I'm a little worried right now.

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[iwannabeadragon]

You and me both.

[Audio] ...icon keywords. /dead

[gotyourwallet]

All in favour of a topic change say aye...

[She still sounds amused at least.]

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[iwannabeadragon]

Aye, a thousand times aye.

[arishokost]

Why am I not surprised to find you here, serah.

[It's not a question. It just seems to be a fact of the Arsihok's life. Wherever he is, Hawke is never far behind. But that's not even the important part. Lo and behold. Only Hawke can get the Arishok to use these journal thingies.]

[iwannabeadragon]

[Oh look, one of those very people right now!

...Wait one god damn moment here.]

A pity I can't say the same thing.

[Last time Hawke checked the Arishok was dead. Hawke should know, after all he killed him.]

[arishokost]

Basalit-an will always be preferred to this...rabble.

[iwannabeadragon]

Don't I just feel special.