1st Duel [Audio]

[iwannabeadragon]

[On his quest to find out just where the hell he is, Hawke stumbles upon the library. It's a rather fortunate find in his opinion. A book would do wonders to help with his boredom, at least for a little while. Not to mention this is the perfect place to find information about his temporary place of residence.

Unfortunately, after about an hour of searching Hawke hasn't found anything. There's not even something here worth reading. What kind of library doesn't have Hard in Hightown? At this point Hawke would even take one of Isabela's books.]

The library here is a bit...lacking. Unless you need over a hundred ways to cook corn. Then you've hit the jackpot.

Comments

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

To cook corn. You'd be surprised just what you can do with it. I know I was.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

No, what's... corn, exactly?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

You're...you're joking right?

[Hawke can understand people not knowing Kirkwall, or Ferelden, or even Thedas, but corn? It's corn! Who doesn't know that!? Even a dwarf would know what corn is!]

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Um... no.

I'm not.

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

It's a yellow vegetable that grows from the ground. How do you not know that?

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I'm not from any human world. Hell, I've only ever been to your system once or twice. How am I supposed to know what you grow?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Wonderful, now it's my turn to be completely confused.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

...

I'm turian.

[Can't you tell, man? The voice is pretty distinctive.]

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Good for you. What's that?

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

[This thing has a video feed right? Well. Here goes.]

Are you serious?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

[By the Maker what's that?! It's like a...like a...Hawke can't even make a comparison.]

Very. I'm sure we would have noticed such a...colorful person on Thedas.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Thedas? I've never heard of a colony or a world with that name.

What system is it in?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

And you've lost me again.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Citadel Space.

The galaxy.

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

How about I just nod my head and pretend I know what you're talking about. I think that should save us both some time.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

You can't be serious.

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

Should I show you my serious face? Give me a moment.

[Suddenly it switches to video and Hawke stares at the book looking super serious.]

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

But you're human. How can you not know about...?

Where is Thedas, exactly?

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[iwannabeadragon.livejournal.com]

[And it's right back to audio.]

About what exactly?

This is just a guess but, in the ocean?